Isn’t it amazing how creative the French can be when it comes to foodstuff (and Presidents):
Found this great gadget which I can’t wait to try out:

You simply stick it into one of your USB ports and gain instant access to the best crûs there are!
Brilliant! 
okkeeee, no let me see,hmmmmmmm,well for a first i’d like a sip of a Chateau Pétrus( coz I always wanted to know what the hubbub is all about) and then I’d like to see if this stretches as far as to Spain and Italy, as we are currently trying out wines from these regions:)
I am looking out in the newspaper for the report of the ppl who actually fall for that ( greed is everywhere ) and then sue the manufacturer,becasue the tap remains dry:)
Santé!