I love Publicity!

I’m not kidding: I really do!

I mean, I don’t think I’d quite enjoy my favourite TV series so much if they only lasted 40 minutes. Added to that, at my age, I would start developing SERIOUS prostate problems if publicity was banned from the networks.

The public hates SPAM: ridiculous! Just how do YOU get your “little blue pills” without having to embarrass yourself in front of the family doctor, or benefit from discount prices on parts for your Rolex (which you WILL own one day)?

Ads have always provided helpful titbits of information: Swinging Mothers were able to find their very own music without Amazon:

There were also much less depressive people hanging around:

 Doctors weren’t there to give you a bad conscience:

 There were even very simple tricks to get a girl to notice you:

 Crouchy expectant mothers were inexistant:

 Oh, those were the days…