Groupies?

Dear “Faith Tones”,

I am absolutely thrilled! Not only to receive a copy of your latest opus, but to be blessed by your divinely generous and virtuous offer:

For a moment I really thought I would go for it; alas, mainly due to conflicting duties (you can imagine what it’s like up here: chaos, pure chaos), but also my total incapacity to choose only one of you three cherubims, I regret to inform you that I will momentarily be incapable of honoring your proposition.

May I take advantage of this missive to add that I am now well stocked with chocolate, complimentary bathroom articles and fluffy toys and would respectfully suggest donating the financial aspect of your devotion to a needy cause.

Thanks anyway,

Yours,

Jesus