No surcharges, an uneventful flight and an equally uneventful drive later, we’re here!

Calpe is as ugly has I remembered it from the last time we were here: a long coastline overbuilt with hotels and apartment blocks.

But hey: the beaches look pretty empty and we’re definitely NOT here for the view, even if I am pretty thrilled by the one from our balcony:

Time to start “chillin’”!