Why Airplanes Are Better Than Women
Apr 28
- An airplane will kill you quick . . . a woman takes her time.
- Airplanes like to do it inverted.
- Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
- An airplane does not get mad if you ‘touch and go.’
- An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
- Airplanes come with manuals.
- Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
- You can fly an airplane any time of the month.
- Airplanes don’t have parents.
- Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
- Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you have flown.
- When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.
- Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy airplane magazines
- If your airplane is too loose, you can tighten it.
- It’s always OK to use tie downs on your airplane.
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