Yep: Vic did it again!

Last Thursday, at the occasion of the Zurzach Children’s Choir Annual Concert, Vic stood up and (as the only solist of the evening) sung a most beautiful rendering of Walt Disney’s Alladin.

Even Sarah was touched by her performance: witness reported that she was actually crying throughout her sister’s performance! On leaving the show, she nevertheless refused to confirm that her tears may have been emotionally induced…

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An oldie but a goodie:

Good Morning Employees: In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don’t take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to:

Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T .already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding List of Leaders (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of Managerial Operational Research Education (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).

This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our:

Head of Teaching, Special High Intensity Training: (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

On the weekend of June 4, 2005, Switzerland will be voting about entering the Schengen system or not.

Unfortunately a MUCH more important issue has thus been overshadowed by those votations:

Despite an outstanding performance by rising star Victoriadhino, Rekingen was forced to admit defeat at the occasion of this year’s local soccer tournament.

Last Friday an official report was released by the Pentagon and the American authorities claiming basically that the murder of the Italian secret agent Calipari in Bagdad was a consequence not of the American soldiers mishandling of the situation but due to the wrong behaviour of the Italians and the car carrying the agent and the hostage on the way to the airport.

The document was produced in Acrobat PDF format and most of important information was hidden as confidential. The Italian government (the minister of foreign affairs) made a lot of noise as they disagreed with the conclusions and refused to sign the document. No names were released from the Americans and many important details wiped out from above document.

Two days ago Gianluca Neri, an Italian blogger from Milano, had a look at the document which was published on the net and ridiculized the whole American secret services. With a simple cut and paste from the Acrobat document into a word processor, he was able to disclose all details to the public: names, places, the name of the soldier who fired, everything…

It is actually pretty simple to recover that information. Open this PDF, select all text, copy to clipboard and paste into a regular text editor. if your version of Arcobot does not let you select the text, find the Microsoft Word document here.

Don’t you feel much safer now knowing that our security is handled by experts.